Shopping Cart Critic Mugs

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

The economy doctor

GM Foods.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Pharmacy - 3 embarrassing items or less.

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Buyables. Disposables.

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

"I'm not investing a penny into the high street!"

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

Consumer Complaints.

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

'Best rabbit dog I ever had.'

The True Meaning Of Shopping.

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.