Shopfitting Aficionado Gifts

"Shopfitter? Oh, I thought it was an ad for a shoplifter."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'