Shopfitting Aficionado Prints

"Shopfitter? Oh, I thought it was an ad for a shoplifter."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Online Shopping.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars