Shop Till You Drop Vibenator Gifts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Dance Dance Dance.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

"What credit crunch?"

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

"I heard there might be layoffs."

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'