Shooting Star Watchers T-Shirts

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The star hunters

Pointing.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Pole Star

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'My God we being invaded!'

"It could never work between us."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.