Shooting Star Watchers Gifts

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The star hunters

Pointing.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'My God we being invaded!'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Pole Star

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."