Shipwreck Story Reader Gifts

Something to read

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Art of Surviving

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Deflating Island

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."