Shipwreck Story Reader Gifts

Something to read

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Distracting the fish.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."