Shipshape Life Seeker T-Shirts

'My life was shipshape until that iceberg came along.'

2021

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Thank you bubbles

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Human Rights for All

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Could you give us a push?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Does it spark joy?

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

Children playing around a water pump

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"The serotonin is deafening."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'