Shipshape Life Seeker T-Shirts

'My life was shipshape until that iceberg came along.'

2021

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Thank you bubbles

Happy Days Are Here Again

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Human Rights for All

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'Could you give us a push?'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Does it spark joy?

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Children playing around a water pump

"The serotonin is deafening."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"Are you willing to relocate?"