Ship's Chef Gifts

A Chef Never Rests

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

On board the MS Hepatology

S. S. All You Can Eat

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Christmas Canapes

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

When Gordon Ramsay gets re-incarnated as a fly.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"Philippe, dice the potatoes."

Kirks & Tacos

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

'Great idea, Pete!'

Chef taking fishing hooks out.

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

Sushi bar...under new management

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

At home with the Borgs...

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

Pirate Doctor

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'