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"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

Feeling for shells

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Your shout!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Ship in a Bottle

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'You have ear wax.'

"There's water up here, all right!"