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"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

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Bottletrees.

Feeling for shells

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Ship in a Bottle

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

'You have ear wax.'