Ship In A Bottle T-Shirts

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Drawing on an island.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Desert Planet

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Cargo Ship Backlog

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.

'Bloody air mail!'

"Junk mail."

Message tied to a brick.

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

'How goes the billing?'

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'It's for you!'

"This is taking forever to download."

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

Dear John, I'm here.