Ship In A Bottle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Desert Island Dating.

Suez Canal Curse

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

'You have a friend request.'

Need tickets.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Submarine

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Ship

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Suez canal blocking.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Cuban Exports

Oil tanker and refinery.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"What about my name?"