Ship In A Bottle Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Suez Canal Curse

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Suez canal blocking.

Cuban Exports

Oil tanker and refinery.

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

Bottle bank

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

'Bloody air mail!'

Naval Assualt on Hatteras Inlet

"Junk mail."

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

'How goes the billing?'

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'It's for you!'

"This is taking forever to download."

Ever Given Free

"I'm going to get you, Manhattan! I'm going to be one of the biggest things that ever hit this place! You just watch, Manhattan! You just watch!"

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."