Message In A Bottle Sender T-Shirts

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'

'It's for you.'

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert Planet

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'Don't forget your p.s.'

'Bloody air mail!'

"Junk mail."

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Message tied to a brick.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"This the last time I reply all."

Island one armed bandit.

Technology insulation.

'How goes the billing?'

"This is taking forever to download."

'Bloody Spam!'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'It's for you!'

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

Dear John, I'm here.