Message In A Bottle Sender Gifts

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'Don't forget your p.s.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

'Bloody air mail!'

"This the last time I reply all."

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Message tied to a brick.

Technology insulation.

Island one armed bandit.

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"Junk mail."

'How goes the billing?'

"This is taking forever to download."

'Bloody Spam!'

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'It's for you!'

"I'm sending a chain letter."