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'Once again Picasso had failed to impress the art dealer'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

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Bottletrees.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Love wine

Wine of the Day Club

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"To toast!"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Wine

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'He's been shot!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Red for me, please.'

Ad Valorem

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Wine not?"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A Good Year.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'