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Water/Still water/Not water any more.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

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"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

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Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"There's water up here, all right!"

Submarine

Great Moments in Beer

"Over there - an island!"

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'