Ship Crew Admirers Gifts

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Krill, baby, krill."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

A meeting on the pier

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

God save the Queen.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

One of a kind.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Euphemistic.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.