Shining Star Gifts

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Grade 2 Cellist

Soaring Profits

A woman playing a keyboard

Alarmistclock

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Damn! McGee's good!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Champagne Tasting.

Will Self does karaoke

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

Football today

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Choir

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

National Slimming Championships.