Shih Tzu Lover Gifts

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Lap fish..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"I see a couch."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Fish in Water Cooler.

Chickenspox

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

A Kangermoo

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"