Sherwood Forest Explorer T-Shirts

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

ET Mishap

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Where the wild things were."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Beaver tower

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

School trip little porters.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Not to mention the park view."

When clowns are hunting.

Guitar pickin'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

You're a workaholic, Jan.