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Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Next time we want to save a jungle habitat, let's just make a cash donation.'

When things get slack in the rainforest... (a game of table tennis).

Rain Forest - Emergents/Canopy/Climbers/Understory/Umbrella Salesman.

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

ET Mishap

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."