Shelley Reader Gifts

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Delivery."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Summer

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"Have you got the abridged version?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

First library card

Eyes Open!...

And so it was decided, we would only teach 'history'...

A man reading whilst running.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Grim Reaper reading a book in front of fire

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin