Serene Reader Gifts

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It is my place!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Fishing

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

The perils of group meditation...

Everyone's Asleep.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

Laozi

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin