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"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I don't do windows."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Travellin' through?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Turtle Home

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Library Waiting to Happen

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

"No, I don't recycle."

"It's your mother calling."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"I've been evicted."

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.