Shell Chic Gifts

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I don't do windows."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Turtle Home

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Travellin' through?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Library Waiting to Happen

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

"No, I don't recycle."

"I've been evicted."

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"