Shed Master Gifts

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Face painting.

"Tommy!"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"He loves his leaf blower."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Untidy bedroom

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Dog House and Man Den.

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."