Shed Organizer Gifts

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Hello from the shed.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

A catch-all is born.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Sheds

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'