Shed Organizer Pillows

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Hello from the shed.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

A catch-all is born.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Sheds

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."