Sharp Shooting Fan Gifts

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"I Win!!!"

"Date night again already?"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"This new guy's really good!"

Biden vs Putin

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Trump vs Biden

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

EU-budget fight

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'

'The computer is down! The computer is down!'