Skeet Shooting Fan Gifts

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Knight Vision

Weak Knights

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

The Joust

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

"You need glasses, Roy."

Skeet Fishing.

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'