Skeet Shooting Fan Gifts

The boosters are down, but I found this awesome launching pad. Skeet shooting.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Knight Vision

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

The Joust

Weak Knights

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"You need glasses, Roy."

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

Skeet Fishing.

'We're 'musketeers', Dartagnian! That's M...u...s..' (Dartagnian has on mouse ears.)

The exciting new game of skeet golf.