Sharpshooting Fan Gifts

Target shooter aims for football outside of stadium.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"This new guy's really good!"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Smoking Firemen.

"It's opening day."

Lord Robert Winston

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

A group of hunters.

Shooting in Ireland

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."