Sharpshooting Fan Gifts

Target shooter aims for football outside of stadium.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"This new guy's really good!"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Smoking Firemen.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Lord Robert Winston

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

"It's opening day."

A group of hunters.

Shooting in Ireland

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"You need glasses, Roy."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."