Skeet Shooting Gifts

Skeet Fishing.

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"I'm using a silencer!"

'You better have a hunting license.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'