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"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

At the Museum

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Anatomy.

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

Picasso style art gallery curator.

'May we tour the grounds?'

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

Flying Carpet

Solid Geometry Dog.

'It's not what it looks like.'

A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.

"So the buttons, beads, rings, nuts, keys, bolds and baubles go in the off shore account and we'll report the nail."