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"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

At the Museum

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Anatomy.

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

Picasso style art gallery curator.

'May we tour the grounds?'

"Before I answer any questions, I'd like to direct your attention to these shiny objects."

'It's not what it looks like.'

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

Flying Carpet

Solid Geometry Dog.

A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.