Sharknado Fan Gifts

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Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Heads or tails?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Sand danger

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'