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The pre-frenzy huddle.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Shark week, shark week, shark week. It's always about shark week."

"Half man/half shark week"

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

It's hammerhead time

Beach con-man.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"We've got a problem."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"