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"Woo-hoo! Desert island up ahead!"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Heads or tails?"

Shark infested custard!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'