Science Week T-Shirts

'In reality, being a Space-Monkey means having experiments done on you while in orbit...'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Taking a peek at the audience

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Gracie's baby toys.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth