Shark Week Mugs

The pre-frenzy huddle.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Shark week, shark week, shark week. It's always about shark week."

"Half man/half shark week"

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

It's hammerhead time

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"