Shaping Hedges Gifts

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Beware of God"

Grass huggers.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Hedge Car

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Cactus Huggers

'Must be Pandora's.'

Spring cleaning.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

Installing the garden pond

Home Video

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Enjoying The Garden.

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

unprunin

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Topiary Snafu.

'Carson came to us from a hedge fund.'

"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!"

Lancelot "Capability" Brown

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

Hedgehog Trimmer

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

'It's them next door, on about that hedge again.'

Topiary - Middle Finger