Shaping Hedges Pillows

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Beware of God"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Grass huggers.

Hedge Car

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Spring cleaning.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Cactus Huggers

'Must be Pandora's.'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

Home Video

Installing the garden pond

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Never criticise his creative efforts...

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

unprunin

Enjoying The Garden.

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Topiary Snafu.

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

'Carson came to us from a hedge fund.'

"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!"

Hedgehog Trimmer

Lancelot "Capability" Brown

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

'It's them next door, on about that hedge again.'