Whimsical Hedge Trimmers Pillows

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Grass huggers.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Spring cleaning.

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Escaping Flowers

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Skyscrapers.

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Mouse and garden magazine

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

Volunteer

Off Road Wellies

'A few over here, please.'

"When you think about it I suppose a weed is just a flower with no fan club."

Cat watering catnip.

Football Fan