Whimsical Landscapers Pillows

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Industrial Beautification van

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"The cat was there."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Skyscrapers.

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Mouse and garden magazine

'A few over here, please.'

Scrawny horse with 'Wet Paint' sign around its neck.

Cat watering catnip.

Football Fan