Whimsical Landscaper Pillows

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Music Seed

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Industrial Beautification van

The stuff of Legend.

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

"The cat was there."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

Skyscrapers.

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

Cat watering catnip.

Football Fan

'A few over here, please.'

Mouse and garden magazine