Shamanism Gifts

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Jarvis Cocker

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Jerry's dancing dogs

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

The Abominable Showman...

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

Stonehenge Bowling

The Chameleon Spa

An interview with Codlin and Short

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'It hurts when I cackle!'

'My sermon's written except for the lead-ins to the commercials where I remind them they're all going straight to hell!'

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'