Shamanism Pillows

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Jerry's dancing dogs

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Got anything for a headache?'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

The Abominable Showman...

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

The Chameleon Spa

Stonehenge Bowling

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

An interview with Codlin and Short

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'It hurts when I cackle!'

'My sermon's written except for the lead-ins to the commercials where I remind them they're all going straight to hell!'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

P.T. Barnum caricature.