Shamanism Appreciator Gifts

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Teddy Time Bears

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

Cow Kong

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

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One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"That isn't allowed either."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Elephant Magic Carpet

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Indian Face Painting