Shale Oil Aficionado Gifts

'Do you see a tall, dark formation of shale oil?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Car Breast-Feeding

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Oil Industry Safety.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Expensive oil.

Low oil prices.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Improvised Economic Device

Libyan Oil

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.