Shale Oil Aficionado Gifts

'Do you see a tall, dark formation of shale oil?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Oil Price

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Libyan Oil

Improvised Economic Device

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Low oil prices.

Expensive oil.

ATM at gas station.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.