Oilfield Aficionado Gifts

Oil Industry Safety.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Car Breast-Feeding

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

Oil Price

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Low oil prices.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Improvised Economic Device

Expensive oil.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Libyan Oil

ATM at gas station.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

Dog jumping to catch discus.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz