Oilfield Aficionado Prints

Oil Industry Safety.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Car Breast-Feeding

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Libyan Oil

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Expensive oil.

Low oil prices.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Improvised Economic Device

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Footprint on Alaska

Dog jumping to catch discus.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

Oil War